{"product_id":"pre-internet-t-shirt-retro-pre-internet-post-nonsense-graphic-tee","title":"Pre-Internet, Post-Nonsense — Retro Psychedelic Script Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(16, 34, 46);\"\u003eYou grew up before the algorithm decided what you should think. Turns out, that's a superpower. Pre-internet instincts. Post-nonsense patience. Zero tolerance for either.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(16, 34, 46);\"\u003eHand-lettered retro slogan with a warm, lived-in print. Wear it when you want to spark a conversation — or end one. Both are valid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(16, 34, 46);\"\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(16, 34, 46);\"\u003e100% ring-spun cotton (153 g\/m²) — soft, breathable, year-round comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(16, 34, 46);\"\u003eTubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(16, 34, 46);\"\u003eRibbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape wash after wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(16, 34, 46);\"\u003eDTG\/DTF printed graphics — vivid and durable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(16, 34, 46);\"\u003eOEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(16, 34, 46);\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(16, 34, 46);\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F) with similar colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(16, 34, 46);\"\u003eTumble dry low heat — Iron\/steam low heat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(16, 34, 46);\"\u003eNo bleach, no dry cleaning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":54992091054402,"sku":"59987516913038518434","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":54992091087170,"sku":"26281164636599603369","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54992091119938,"sku":"61640103344750025796","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54992091152706,"sku":"80103603994144116447","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ S","offer_id":54992091185474,"sku":"28037716769613425365","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":54992091218242,"sku":"27023004014859527372","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":54992091251010,"sku":"12604842260898765598","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":54992091283778,"sku":"20494733237020884447","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54992091316546,"sku":"52739240294125816586","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54992091349314,"sku":"32929190121266492920","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ M","offer_id":54992091382082,"sku":"11680380339921521331","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":54992091414850,"sku":"13271154956374764294","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":54992091447618,"sku":"25207707155614170727","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":54992091480386,"sku":"30661555088634732879","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54992091513154,"sku":"19411920989158169845","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54992091545922,"sku":"88421752299669001040","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ L","offer_id":54992091578690,"sku":"70650313419375931954","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":54992091611458,"sku":"10196453814956205050","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":54992091644226,"sku":"10650171758887387312","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":54992091676994,"sku":"26096370561510225155","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54992091709762,"sku":"18165817174707579445","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54992091742530,"sku":"92442652623169727068","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ XL","offer_id":54992091775298,"sku":"11362819100969598314","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":54992091808066,"sku":"31977512252384706539","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":54992091840834,"sku":"27464240603524016193","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":54992091873602,"sku":"20453833615556851541","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54992091906370,"sku":"18534561693485149997","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54992091939138,"sku":"22314089306604084109","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 2XL","offer_id":54992091971906,"sku":"22084785421471449967","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":54992092004674,"sku":"33648059502435028457","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":54992092037442,"sku":"28814475326608990422","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":54992092070210,"sku":"14861953929481554582","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54992092102978,"sku":"75666319741195421192","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54992092135746,"sku":"28362220546912115246","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 3XL","offer_id":54992092168514,"sku":"34452909126329836874","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":54992092201282,"sku":"12750771621219285448","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1011\/6015\/7506\/files\/pre-internet-t-shirt-retro-pre-internet-post-nonsense-graphic-tee-9704569.jpg?v=1784250550","url":"https:\/\/janarecrafted.com\/products\/pre-internet-t-shirt-retro-pre-internet-post-nonsense-graphic-tee","provider":"Jana Recrafted","version":"1.0","type":"link"}