Pre-Internet, Post-Nonsense — Retro Psychedelic Script Tee

You grew up before the algorithm decided what you should think. Turns out, that's a superpower. Pre-internet instincts. Post-nonsense patience. Zero tolerance for either.

Hand-lettered retro slogan with a warm, lived-in print. Wear it when you want to spark a conversation — or end one. Both are valid.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — soft, breathable, year-round comfort
• Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape wash after wash
• DTG/DTF printed graphics — vivid and durable
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry low heat — Iron/steam low heat
• No bleach, no dry cleaning