Retired Not Expired — Beach Chair Sunset Tee
S / Dark Chocolate
$29.99
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$29.99
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Product Features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²), soft, breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape wash after wash
- DTG/DTF printed graphics, vivid and durable
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors
- Tumble dry low heat. Iron/steam low heat.
- No bleach, no dry cleaning
Retired Not Expired — Beach Chair Sunset Tee
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
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Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton that holds its shape wash after wash.
Clocked out for good, but definitely not done. "Retired Not Expired. Still Relevant." features a weathered wooden Adirondack chair sitting right in the surf, a cocktail with a little paper umbrella perched on the armrest, and a golden sun setting over deep blue waves. Bold navy and burgundy lettering finish off the relaxed, retro beach vibe.
Perfect for new retirees, beach lovers, snowbirds, and anyone whose only schedule now is sunset. A fun, feel-good gift for retirement parties, birthdays, or that well-earned vacation.
- Vintage-style Adirondack chair and ocean sunset artwork
- Warm gold and deep blue retro color palette
- Bold, easy-to-read retirement humor
- Soft, comfortable everyday fit
Size guide (inches)
Unisex, semi-fitted cut. Prefer a relaxed fit? Size up one.
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Chest width is measured straight across, armpit to armpit, with the shirt laid flat. Tip: measure a shirt you love the same way and pick the closest size. Measurements can vary by up to an inch.