Retired Professionally Unavailable — Vintage Graphic T-Shirt

Retired. Professionally unavailable. The out-of-office is permanent and the response time is never.

Bold boxed print with a dry, self-assured tone that says everything without explaining itself. Wear it running errands, lounging with friends, or any slow day that belongs entirely to you.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²), soft, breathable, year-round comfort
• Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape wash after wash
• DTG/DTF printed graphics, vivid and durable
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry low heat. Iron/steam low heat.
• No bleach, no dry cleaning