Seasoned Not Expired — Retro Psychedelic Script Tee

Seasoned means you've been through it, learned from it, and came out with better instincts and sharper opinions. Expired is for milk. Not you.

Warm rusty tones, whimsical lettering, and a message that lands differently when you've actually lived it. Wear it to book club, brunch, or anywhere someone younger needs a gentle reminder of what experience looks like.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — soft, breathable, year-round comfort
• Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape wash after wash
• DTG/DTF printed graphics — vivid and durable
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry low heat — Iron/steam low heat
• No bleach, no dry cleaning