Fluent in Sarcasm Since the 80s — Vintage Rose Tee
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$29.99
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Product Features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²), soft, breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape wash after wash
- DTG/DTF printed graphics, vivid and durable
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors
- Tumble dry low heat. Iron/steam low heat.
- No bleach, no dry cleaning
Fluent in Sarcasm Since the 80s — Vintage Rose Tee
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
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Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton that holds its shape wash after wash.
Fluent in sarcasm since the 80s? This one's for you. This bold graphic tee pairs a punchy, retro-inspired statement with a vintage floral rose design for the perfect mix of sass and style.
Whether you're the office comedian, the sarcastic friend, or just someone who came out of the womb with a witty comeback ready, this shirt says it all before you even open your mouth. It makes a fun gift for birthdays, friend group swap, or a treat-yourself moment for anyone who wears their humor on their sleeve (literally).
Printed on a soft, comfortable unisex tee, it's an easy throw-on for errands, coffee runs, or hanging out with the people who get your jokes.
Size guide (inches)
Unisex, semi-fitted cut. Prefer a relaxed fit? Size up one.
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Chest width is measured straight across, armpit to armpit, with the shirt laid flat. Tip: measure a shirt you love the same way and pick the closest size. Measurements can vary by up to an inch.