My New Job Is Minding My Own Business — Retro Sunset Tee

Now hiring: one. Position: minding my own business. Hours: whenever I feel like it. Dress code: this shirt. My New Job Is Minding My Own Business sets a bold, sun-going-down graphic over the only career move that comes with zero performance reviews. Benefits include no commute, no office gossip and a boss who finally gets it.

A great pick for new retirees, the happily self-employed and anyone who’s officially done with other people’s drama. A sly retirement or birthday gift for the friend who perfected the polite nod and the quiet exit.

• Retro minimalist sunset design in gold, red and cream
• Clean, bold lettering that reads from across the room
• Big, easy-to-read message
• Soft, comfortable everyday fit