Product Features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²), soft, breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape wash after wash
- DTG/DTF printed graphics, vivid and durable
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors
- Tumble dry low heat. Iron/steam low heat.
- No bleach, no dry cleaning
Pre-Internet Post-Nonsense — Retro Word Cloud Tee
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Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton that holds its shape wash after wash.
Grew up before the internet and have zero patience for the nonsense that came after? This one's for you. "Pre-Internet, Post-Nonsense" is set in bold navy type, surrounded by a word cloud of the good old days: analog, rotary, mixtape, busy signal, rewind, pen pal, Blockbuster, tape recorder, film camera, party line, encyclopedia and record player. Warm burgundy and gold accents give it a classic retro feel.
Perfect for Gen X, boomers, and anyone who remembers waiting for the phone line to free up. A fun conversation starter and a great gift for birthdays, retirement, or the friend who still owns a record player.
- Retro typography word art design
- Nostalgic pre-internet references to spark memories
- Navy, burgundy and gold vintage color palette
- Soft, comfortable everyday fit
Size guide (inches)
Unisex, semi-fitted cut. Prefer a relaxed fit? Size up one.
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Chest width is measured straight across, armpit to armpit, with the shirt laid flat. Tip: measure a shirt you love the same way and pick the closest size. Measurements can vary by up to an inch.