Certified Fluent in Sarcasm Since the '70s — Retro Neon Graphic T-Shirt

Sarcasm isn't something you learned. It's something you perfected. Fifty-plus years of practice, and the delivery is still flawless.

Neon type, retro badge energy, and a certified credential that actually means something. Wear it to coffee, to the thing you showed up for anyway, or anywhere someone half your age is still figuring out how to be funny.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²), soft, breathable, year-round comfort
• Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape wash after wash
• DTG/DTF printed graphics, vivid and durable
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry low heat. Iron/steam low heat.
• No bleach, no dry cleaning