Certified Fluent in Sarcasm Since the 80s — Retro Neon Graphic Tee

Certified since the 80s. The credential is real, the delivery is flawless, and the neon makes it official.

Bold arcade-style print in bright greens, pinks, and yellows on deep black. Wear it lounging with jeans, at a low-key hangout, or layered under a jacket when you want your sense of humor to do the talking from across the room.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²), soft, breathable, year-round comfort
• Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape wash after wash
• DTG/DTF printed graphics, vivid and durable
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry low heat. Iron/steam low heat.
• No bleach, no dry cleaning