I Was Once a Wiseass, Now I'm Just an Ass — Vintage Graphic T-Shirt

Growth is a journey. Sometimes you arrive somewhere unexpected. No regrets, just a better story.

Distressed block print, vintage palette, and a punchline that lands differently when you've actually lived it. Wear it on slow afternoons, road trips, or nights with friends when laughing at yourself is the whole point.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²), soft, breathable, year-round comfort
• Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape wash after wash
• DTG/DTF printed graphics, vivid and durable
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry low heat. Iron/steam low heat.
• No bleach, no dry cleaning