Not Lazy, Strategically At Rest — Moon Hammock Tee
Charcoal / S
$29.99
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$29.99
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Product Features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²), soft, breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape wash after wash
- DTG/DTF printed graphics, vivid and durable
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors
- Tumble dry low heat. Iron/steam low heat.
- No bleach, no dry cleaning
Not Lazy, Strategically At Rest — Moon Hammock Tee
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
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Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton that holds its shape wash after wash.
After decades of deadlines, rest isn’t laziness. It’s strategy.
“Not Lazy, Strategically at Rest” shows an empty striped hammock with a folded blanket, slung inside a glowing crescent moon floating above a calm sea at dusk. Even the moon knows when to take a break. It’s for everyone who has earned their downtime and plans to enjoy every minute of it.
Perfect for new retirees, nap enthusiasts, porch sitters, and anyone whose favorite plan is no plan at all. A thoughtful birthday or retirement gift.
Size guide (inches)
Unisex, semi-fitted cut. Prefer a relaxed fit? Size up one.
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Chest width is measured straight across, armpit to armpit, with the shirt laid flat. Tip: measure a shirt you love the same way and pick the closest size. Measurements can vary by up to an inch.